Whee!
The first post! I'm so happy! In fact, I'm as happy as a Frenchman who has invented a pair of self-removing trousers!
Actually, to be perfectly honest, this will probably get boring in a few days, so why even bother? On the other hand, random crap does tend to appear in my head pretty often, so why not post in on the Net and save it for future generations? It may happen that there will be a shortage of crap in the future.
Speaking of crap, instead of creating a blog, another good idea is to write an autobiography. It seems that these days everyone has already written one. Even people who probably can't put two sentences together. Even soccer players. Even YOUNG soccer players. Even Wayne Rooney (!) What's up with that? He's like 20 years old and already has an autobiography! I wonder who could be dumb enough (except his nearest family, who have sort of a moral obligation) to buy that book. Everything you can find in it is probably a list (though a looong one) of places where Wayne Rooney got in a fight with someone else.
- Soccer field
- Dressing room
- Bar
- Street
- Car
You name it. I'm gonna shut up now.
Actually, to be perfectly honest, this will probably get boring in a few days, so why even bother? On the other hand, random crap does tend to appear in my head pretty often, so why not post in on the Net and save it for future generations? It may happen that there will be a shortage of crap in the future.
Speaking of crap, instead of creating a blog, another good idea is to write an autobiography. It seems that these days everyone has already written one. Even people who probably can't put two sentences together. Even soccer players. Even YOUNG soccer players. Even Wayne Rooney (!) What's up with that? He's like 20 years old and already has an autobiography! I wonder who could be dumb enough (except his nearest family, who have sort of a moral obligation) to buy that book. Everything you can find in it is probably a list (though a looong one) of places where Wayne Rooney got in a fight with someone else.
- Soccer field
- Dressing room
- Bar
- Street
- Car
You name it. I'm gonna shut up now.
posted by Harvester at 10:03 PM
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