Gratuitous nudity

Hah! You were cheated! No gratuitous nudity in this post! (Btw, I had to use Yahoo! to find how the heck do you spell g-r-a-t-u-i-t-o-u-s).
The only thing even remotely connected to nudity is the lack of nudity in the movie I just saw. It's called Boat Trip and it sucked. Even ROAD Trip is better than this one, not to mention EUROTRIP, which is almost good (!)
But wait, you say! Boat Trip is FULL of nudity! Theoretically yes, but for some reason my DAMN DVD copy is like 8 minutes shorter than it's supposed to be. Aaaargh!!! They cut out all the best parts (though the movie was so lame that it wouldn't have been saved by 100 beautiful naked women (or maybe it would?)).
Anyway, today was a magnificent day for me! I got up early and had breakfast, and then I spent some time listening to music and writing that thing that I don't know English expression for, but it's SOMETHING you have to do to finish college, or however they call that thing that goes after High School, presuming that "High School" is what comes after Elementary School, under assumption that you go to Elementary School after spending some time (though it's not required) in the kindergarten, and by "kindergarten" I mean the place where your parents throw you when you are very very young and small and everything and they want to be alone to watch movies and listen to records and stuff.
And then I watched some soccer, Red Star Belgrade played vs. AC Milan and, imagine this, they lost. By the way, I'm hungry. Tomorrow I have to it, now it's too late. Wait... it IS tomorrow!
I'm stuck in a time warp.