Embarrasing stuff
I just thought a great way to embarass yourself in front of your friends and/or family. Imagine you put a DVD in your DVD player. Since you're alone in the room, the first thing you do is, naturally, fast forwarding to the nude scenes. Then, imagine that you hear someone coming. Of course, you press STOP (or EJECT), take the disc out quickly and everything's OK. Right?
WRONG! A few days later you decide to watch that same movie with friends and/or family. You put the disc in the player completely forgetting about that ghastly LAST MEMORY thing, so naturally the first thing that pops up on the screen is that very nude scene you managed not being seen seeing a few days later. And your relatives and/or friends will naturally laugh their asses off and call you a loser for watching those nude scenes. Cool, eh?
Another embarrasing thing (again related to the nude scenes) can happen when someone comes into your room totally unexpectedly. If you had your nude scene running in full screen, you had a pretty big chance of being busted. The thing is, you have to think (and work) fast, and at that particular crucial moment it is unclear what you should do. Quickly double-click the screen and then trying to minimize the window (which could take too much time in terms of miliseconds, leading you to being caught), hit the ESCAPE key like a maniac (same problem), press CTRL-ALT-DEL, or even trying the extreme solutions, like pressing the reset button, or even POWER (note that the last solution may not work, in fact it is generally considered as a very bad move to press POWER, as that button probably works only for turning the computer ON). You can even try ducking and hiding under the desk, gaining enough time to plug the computer cable out. The downside of this choice is that eventually you have to come out from under the table and then everyone will know it was you. Also, there's a possibility that the person that entered the room uninvited will notice your absence and look under the table.
As you can see, watching nude scenes can lead to a whole lotta embarrasment. So far, the scientists are still working out a solution for this. One helpful strategy is to watch "things" only when you are completely alone in the apartment / house, and with all doors locked. That gives you enough time to clear all traces of your lewd and indecent behaviour. I love my blog.
WRONG! A few days later you decide to watch that same movie with friends and/or family. You put the disc in the player completely forgetting about that ghastly LAST MEMORY thing, so naturally the first thing that pops up on the screen is that very nude scene you managed not being seen seeing a few days later. And your relatives and/or friends will naturally laugh their asses off and call you a loser for watching those nude scenes. Cool, eh?
Another embarrasing thing (again related to the nude scenes) can happen when someone comes into your room totally unexpectedly. If you had your nude scene running in full screen, you had a pretty big chance of being busted. The thing is, you have to think (and work) fast, and at that particular crucial moment it is unclear what you should do. Quickly double-click the screen and then trying to minimize the window (which could take too much time in terms of miliseconds, leading you to being caught), hit the ESCAPE key like a maniac (same problem), press CTRL-ALT-DEL, or even trying the extreme solutions, like pressing the reset button, or even POWER (note that the last solution may not work, in fact it is generally considered as a very bad move to press POWER, as that button probably works only for turning the computer ON). You can even try ducking and hiding under the desk, gaining enough time to plug the computer cable out. The downside of this choice is that eventually you have to come out from under the table and then everyone will know it was you. Also, there's a possibility that the person that entered the room uninvited will notice your absence and look under the table.
As you can see, watching nude scenes can lead to a whole lotta embarrasment. So far, the scientists are still working out a solution for this. One helpful strategy is to watch "things" only when you are completely alone in the apartment / house, and with all doors locked. That gives you enough time to clear all traces of your lewd and indecent behaviour. I love my blog.
posted by Harvester at 12:26 PM
3 Comments:
Keeping the PWR button pressed for 3-5 secs continuously will turn the PC off. Granted, it's too long for your needs, but can be done in everyday work.
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